(Source: ellieandrews, via objectionableacquiescence)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

(via snarkyputa)

insecure-happiness:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

(Source: aquus, via objectionableacquiescence)

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(via objectionableacquiescence)

sex-like-a-nympho:

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

(via objectionableacquiescence)