

(Source: ellieandrews, via objectionableacquiescence)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
(via snarkyputa)


don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
(Source: aquus, via objectionableacquiescence)
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.